Vacation Helen!

Hey Helen!

Don’t want to bother you on vacation, although from the looks of all these photos floating around the interweb you already have some unwanted guests nearby.  I appreciate how you deal with the papparazzi.  I’ve never once heard about you taking a swing at a guy with a camera and you always look so gracious even when a photographer catches you off guard.

I wish I had a similar poise about me.   I am no good at hiding my feelings Helly Belly.  If I am annoyed that you have come up behind me with a camera when I am getting out of the ocean, you will know it.  You will know it because there will be a knee in your crotch and a scowl on my face.   I think I used to be better at fake smiling and then once I discovered the laugh lines around my mouth I thought, “well that’s bullshit – I don’t even want to smile at these people”.  That said, I do smile an obnoxious amount, but that’s moreso because I’m really proud of my teeth (braces from 2nd to 7th grade will do that to you).   Also, I think I look younger when I smile.  You do too.  Not that you need to look younger.  Ugh, there I go putting my foot in mouth again.  My perfectly orthodontia-ed mouth.

Alright girl.  You get back to your vacay.  See you when you return!

xo

Lisa

August 4, 2011. Uncategorized.