The Friend Break-Up
So… remember when I had that short stint back in like, November, when I used these letters to you to call out other people who were making me angry? Well, those days are back. Don’t take any of it personally. I know you of all people, would NEVER hurt me. Right? RIGHT????
Listen Helen, if you think you ever want to stop being my friend – you have to tell me. And do it like a man. Really – balls out – man up. If you think you’re a changed woman because you’ve moved or got a better job or got married then say it. Don’t just say you’ve changed. There is no change without a catalyst – at least not a change so big that it would cause you to not want to be in my life anymore.
Long story short, if Taylor Hackford ever says, “It’s me or that blogger girl” and you want to choose him, fine. But don’t expect an anniversary present next year.
I have some prom photos to rip up. Check ya later Hellbee.
xo
Lisa
James Cubby replied:
Lisa, hopefully Helen hasn’t read this new entry as of yet, BUT … her husband is Taylor HACKFORD (director of AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN) … Helen may get miffed by your hubby surname faux pas. Don’t take this as pedantic … I’m just trying to make sure Helen stops being your friend … (psychologically speaking, of course) If you auto correct, you can erase this comment so Helen has no idea that this ever occurred … though she MAY love me a bit better than you for knowing Tay Tay’s last name. *hand covers snicker*
July 28, 2011 at 5:17 pm. Permalink.
James Cubby replied:
OOPS … made a mistake … sentence should read …”I’m just trying to make sure Helen DOESN’T stop being your friend!” … I guess these faux pas are easy to make.
July 28, 2011 at 5:20 pm. Permalink.