HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All of our favorite people! (and some bitch with a small head on the right)
Helly Belly! It’s your day! How special! I’m very happy to be able to share it with you, too. I mean, at least in thought (which, as we know from crappy present giving, is what counts). I wish I was actually able to attend the festivities, but I’ll be working all day today. Also, I didn’t really get the details of your invite. As a matter of fact, I didn’t really get your invite at all. Oh wells. Sucky mail system. Speaking of which…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY US POSTAL SERVICE!!!!!!!!
Remember when I got all freaked out that I was going to die because my co-worker was going to have a baby on my birthday but then you calmed me down by saying you have the same birthday as Mick Jagger and you’re still alive so it’s ok? Well, then -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICK JAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
But now I’m just realizing that Mick Jagger is older than you (duh, he is) so HE would have died when you were born. Anyway, everyone’s alive and we still get mail. Except Amy Winehouse. RIP.
So I will forego today’s possibly sad letter to be festive (and also because that issue has yet to be resolved…hrmph). Happy Birthday Girl. Hope it’s a great one.
Love always,
Lisa
James Cubby replied:
Helen: I’ve been so bad in not checkig this blog of late. A lot of recent angst has consumed me … I apologize. Have a happy birthday and hopefully your hubby Taylor Hackford will load your queenly lap with gayly decorated wrapped gifts. Also, as a gift to me, Helen? … could you put a cease and desist on making obvious paycheck movies like RED and ARTHUR? No disrespect, of course, but I expect quality.
July 27, 2011 at 8:04 am. Permalink.